#MomJokes for International Joke Day!

It's International Joke Day! Try some of these #momjokes on your kiddos today, cause if you can't embarrass your kids, what's the point? 

Q: What animal needs oil?
A: A mouse because it squeaks.

Q: Why is it so windy inside a sports arena?
A: All those fans.

Q: How does a train eat?
A: It goes chew chew.

Q: What did one egg say to the other?
A: You crack me up.

Q: What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
A: Thunderwear.

Q: What did the ocean say when it saw the storm coming?
A: Nothing, it just waved.

Q: What kind of witch likes the beach?
A: A SAND-witch.

Q: When is a baseball player like a spider?
A: When he catches a fly.

Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!